"I'll join you when hell freezes over." -Neville
We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." - McGonagall
Harry: B..But Professer he spat at you!
"Oi! There's a war going on here!"-Harry
"I'd do your fly by hand, though," -Ron
"Wow-that's right. I forgot! I'm seventeen!"
Harry seized the wand lying bside his camp bed, pointed it at the cluttered desk where he had left his glasses and said, "Accio Glasses!" Although they were only about a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom toward him, at least until they poked him in the eye.
"Slick," snorted Ron.
Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry." -Hermione
"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to..." -Fred
"Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?" -Percy
"Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"-Snape
"Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
"Don't let it worry you," said Ron. "It's me. I'm extremely famous."
"IF WE DIE SAVING THEM, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, HARRY!" -Ron
"How do you feel Georgie?" whispered Mrs Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saint-like," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "is his mind affected?"
"Saint-like," repated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see... I'm Holey, Fred, geddit?"
Mrs Weasley sobbed harder then ever. Colour flooded Fred's face.
"Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-realted humour before you, you go for holey?"
"...we heard Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and Cinderella -" Hermoine
"What's that, an illness?" - Ron